THIS IS FOR YOU FRIEND.
YOUR CHURCH :-)
(Church in Settimo di Montalto Uffugo, Cosenza, Calabria, Italy ... aka right around the corner from our place)

I stopped traffic that day in the middle of the intersection and said...(in italian) I'M SORRY, but I'm VERY BUSY...I have to take a picture for my friend of this Church right now...and yes...it trumps whatever task you are trying to achieve in this moment.
Thank you kindly...you may now resume your traffic pattern.
TA DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Whether it was my fine italian or my stunningly short skirt...the long line of cars allowed me to take these two pictures...and then they all honked and made the hand formation...you know the one, friend..."ma che cazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........."
ha ha ha